This girl on Facebook was just like, “My Italian mom’s favorite line is blah blah blah.”
I’m like, do you have different races of moms? Like a Spanish one, a Japanese one, and a Korean one?
And where can I buy them?
Or is it just that your mother’s race was really that important?
i cant believe sex happens in real life
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
give me fucked up dangerously codependent winchesters with zero self esteem, sacrificing anything and everything for each other, willing to die for the other’s love and approval or give me death
“I’m not as sad as I sound in my songs.”
stop being cute if u live far away from me
“I knew when we were getting married, and I’m 5 months pregnant, that I’m not going to be able to wear the dress I’ve always wanted, or high heels—”
“Hey. You look just how I imagined you.”
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.